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    Greg bateman: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    After Maris wouldn't stopping waffling on about her lovely new iron …

    … The rest of the Piper family volunteered Eddie for first go

    4 days, 7 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Rob Falconer: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Dad got all steamed up …

    … Whilst watching ‘Skins’ on television

    4 days, 23 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Valerie Ganne: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    I told you not to buy that cheap iron …

    … You should have got a Murphy-Richards

    4 days, 23 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Rob Falconer: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    As usual, the responsibility for doing the ironing …

    … Fell on Dad

    4 days, 23 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Rob Pendragon: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Poor Eddie …

    … Had been working flat out to do the housework

    4 days, 23 hours ago