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Tequila Slammer pah…

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…try a Pea Shooter

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    Stef: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Tequila Slammer pah …

    … try a Pea Shooter

    1 day, 7 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Stef: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    You youngsters behave while I have a quiet drink OK? …

    … Aye pod

    1 day, 7 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Alan Clarke: made us laugh on Vivacious Veg

    Mum finally took to the drink …

    … she just couldn't get the kids to pea-have !!

    3 days, 18 hours ago