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The Asparagus Twins were both very excited
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Ronnie Bean's hot tub party had its deawbacks
someone was bound to put a lid on it !!
1 day, 11 hours ago
michael r: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
The Asparagus Twins were both very excited
when Bean took their cherry in the hot tub.
1 day, 13 hours ago
Rob Falconer: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
If it’s not a Jacuzzi, why are there bubbles?
Oh you’re disgusting, you asparagus twins!
1 day, 15 hours ago
Valerie Ganne: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
So, are we fruits in a jam?
Or are we vegetables in a pickle?
1 day, 15 hours ago
Audrey: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
It’s getting awfully hot
Are you sure this is a Jacuzzi?
1 day, 15 hours ago