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Visit Violent Veg on Print ShopHEATHER: made us laugh on Vivacious Veg
WELCOME WELCOME TO FRUIT SALAD
HELP HELP WERE IN THE BOWL
23 hours, 24 minutes ago
HEATHER: made us laugh on Vivacious Veg
WELCOME WELCOME TO FRUIT SALAD
HELP HELP WERE IN THE BOWL
23 hours, 24 minutes ago
Hannah Jade: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
Eddie asked Edwina
to help him smooth things out.
1 day, 2 hours ago
Jane Willis: made us laugh on Vivacious Veg
Desirée creased herself laughing.
but King Edward thought the joke was a little flat
2 days, 20 hours ago
Paula Robbins: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition
Another hard day for Peter.
..as usual he was flat out!!
3 days, 18 hours ago