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Recent Activity

  • Caption Competition

    keren mary curran: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    the worst singer …

    … sorry you should speak not singwe dont want this leeking out now do we

    2 days, 19 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Jenny Nightingale: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Keith was overcome with embarrassment. He knew that weakness could lead to a leek being expelled …

    … but he never dreamed it would happen on national television!

    2 days, 22 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Jenny Nightingale: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Keith was overcome with embarrassment..he knew that weakness can lead to a leak being expelled …

    … but he never dreamed it would happen to him on national television!

    2 days, 22 hours ago

  • Caption Competition

    Audrey: has just made us laugh, from Caption Competition

    Actually, the vegetables had wanted to go on …

    … "I’m a Celery, Get Me out of Here”

    3 days, 5 hours ago