Caption Competition

Make us laugh till we spring a leek.

Make us laugh till we spring a leek. Create a side-splitting caption for Violent Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

You can submit your own caption, invite your friends to take part and rate other entries too. The best caption will be selected by our judges to win an enviable prize… and earn a place in the Violent Veg Hall of Fame!

The winner will receive a framed print of their winning caption.

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The Asparagus Twins were both very excited…

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…when Bean took their cherry in the hot tub.

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    The Asparagus Twins were both very excited…

    …when Bean took their cherry in the hot tub.

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    80%

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    If it’s not a Jacuzzi, why are there bubbles?…

    …Oh you’re disgusting, you asparagus twins!

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    So, are we fruits in a jam?…

    …Or are we vegetables in a pickle?

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    It’s getting awfully hot…

    …Are you sure this is a Jacuzzi?

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    60%

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