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Pea'd off and ready to pop her pod..…

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…Petunia reminded herself that they were sweet peas after all.

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    The podiatrist could sort them out…

    ….after all it was no mean feat tolerating such mispeahaviour.

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    It was no mean feat tolerating such mispeahaviour.…

    …Petunia turned to drink and considered a visit to the podiatrist

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    Realising she was no longer able to control her peas .…

    …Patricia wondered whether she should see the podiatrist.

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    Pea'd off and ready to pop her pod..…

    …Petunia reminded herself that they were sweet peas after all.

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    Tequila Slammer pah…

    …try a Pea Shooter

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    You youngsters behave while I have a quiet drink OK?…

    …Aye pod

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    Nothing brings an end to a good drink…

    …like an uncontrolable pea!!!

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    Maria was getting broody…

    …She fancied another petit poi

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    Mum finally took to the drink…

    …she just couldn't get the kids to pea-have !!

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