Make us laugh till we spring a leek.

Make us laugh till we spring a leek. Create a side-splitting caption for Violent Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

You can submit your own caption, invite your friends to take part and rate other entries too. The best caption will be selected by our judges to win an enviable prize… and earn a place in the Violent Veg Hall of Fame!

The winner will receive a framed print of their winning caption.

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  1. Dad couldn't get the the hang of the Monster Mash…

    …So mum kindly helped out

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  2. Milo moved into his new flat…

    …But his new flat life wasn't as good as he thought it would be!

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  3. Milo moved into his new flat…

    …But his new way of flat life was not as good as he thought it would be!

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  4. Pat always preferred steam vegetables…

    …but ended up a bit mashed

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  5. Mum regretted her suggestion..…

    …that dad enter the Fancy Dress competition as Iron Man

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  6. Evven when pressed…

    …Murphy didn' say anything

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  7. this is how now to iron kids…

    …or you end up fried!!!

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  8. Mrs Edwards wasn't sure whether to give hubby his wedge or iron…

    …when he said he was going on a boys golfing weekend.

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  9. "When Eddie stepped up to the plate to take on his share of the ironing"…

    …"he didn't expect to end up as The Mashie."

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