Caption Competition

Make us laugh till we spring a leek.

Make us laugh till we spring a leek. Create a side-splitting caption for Violent Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

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    the worst singer…

    …sorry you should speak not singwe dont want this leeking out now do we

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    Keith was overcome with embarrassment. He knew that weakness could lead to a leek being expelled…

    …but he never dreamed it would happen on national television!

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    Keith was overcome with embarrassment..he knew that weakness can lead to a leak being expelled…

    …but he never dreamed it would happen to him on national television!

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    60%

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    Keith you are..…

    …the Weakest Leeek..
    Goodbye!!

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    90%

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    Actually, the vegetables had wanted to go on…

    …"I’m a Celery, Get Me out of Here”

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    80%

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    The leeks were bound to do badly…

    …Anne Robinson’s dislike of the Welsh was well-known

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    80%

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    These questions were too difficult for Rosie…

    …She was clearly out of her leek

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    93%

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    This looked like a case…

    …For Hercule Poireau!

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    93%

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    None of the leeks would admit…

    …To calling Anne Robinson a carrot-top!

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    80%

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