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Make us laugh till we spring a leek. Create a side-splitting caption for Violent Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

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    When the inevitable emotions boiled over…

    …Russet got himself completely mashed.

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    The constant mockery made Russet so steamed…

    …that he got himself completely mashed.

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    After another late night…

    …Dad had come home mashed

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    Not a good culinary combination, thought Edwina…

    …Jacket potato and butternut squash

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    Poor Eddie…

    …Had had a pressing engagement

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    Even potatoes should never underestimate…

    …The Power of the Press

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    There’s a lot of iron in potatoes?…

    …There’s quite a bit of potato in the iron, too

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    Edwina regretted saying…

    …That potatoes have a lot of iron

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    Desiree had told Eddie that starch was uesful for ironing…

    …so he decided to go ahead and make his own

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