Caption Competition

Make us laugh till we spring a leek.

Make us laugh till we spring a leek. Create a side-splitting caption for Violent Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

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    Peter the Potato remembered why he should never do DIY cocktails…

    …They always gave him a Saw head!

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    Keith was definitely the weakest link…

    …but Anne still gave him her leekest wink!

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    At the end of the show, Anne Robinson gave her trademark…

    …Leekest Wink

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    When Keith got the question wrong, Rosie had to call out…

    …"Is there a plumber in the house? We seem to have sprung a leak!"

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    Anne declared,which vegetable did Noah leave off the Ark?Leeks!Goodbye Keith you're the weakest Leek…

    …Weakest Leek

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    78%

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    Although Keith was a plumber,he got the question wrong, who do you call out when you've got a leek……

    …The Wettest Link

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    Keith shouted "stop leeking at me!"…

    …Leeking around

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    Although Keith was a plumber,he got the question wrong, who do you call out when your've got a leek…

    …The Wettest Link.

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    38%

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    Under intense pressure from Anne, Keith panicked and had a little leek!…

    …Keith sprung a leek!

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    74%

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e.g. "They all panicked when it came time to vote off... "

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e.g. "the Weakest Leek"

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