Welcome to the prestigious Violent Veg Hall of Fame!


Where we showcase the winning entries of our monthly
Caption Competition.

Maizey's friends just hoped …

…She wouldn't come a cropper

March 12

To surprise Mum on Mother's Day with breakfast in bed

both of the kids had to chip in

February 12

These questions were too difficult for Rosie…

She was clearly out of her leek

January 12

After a heavy night's drinking…

Oliver the Onion still felt pickled and spud had a saw head!