Clementine looked on in horror…
....as Santa was burned to a crisp
Martin Carette
Chorley
Hall of Fame
Welcome to the prestigious Violent Veg Hall of Fame!
Where we showcase the winning entries of our monthly
Caption Competition.
After a heavy night's drinking…
…Oliver the Onion still felt pickled and spud had a saw head!
Kirsty Fox, Sevenoaks
December 11
November 11
Parsnip kept his eyes peeled…
...whilst Bean took one look at the grub and wanted to do a runner.
David Cox
St Albans
October 11
This was no patch …
For new potatoes
Helen Keeling
Hampshire
