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the grocer got rich when he nicked the vegetables jewellery..... it totalled 42 carots!

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Hi, Violent Veg people here is my idea for a new card, from Adam Hardy

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Came across this in a bag of spuds. Think it must have an identity crisis.

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Sorry folks, should have done this the first time. Now it's the worlds straightest banana with a face! Much more Violent Veg.

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A bloke at work bought this in. Is it the worlds straightest banana?

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Picked up this card in Tesco on lunch. I've never seen this one before!!

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Found this hilarious old school Violent Veg card i got ages ago!

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