Vivacious Veg

Caption Competition

Make us laugh till pea runs down our legs! Create a dazzling caption for Vivacious Veg and see your winning entry immortalised in print. We’ll provide you with an image… and the rest is up to you!

You can submit your own caption, invite your friends to take part and rate other entries too. The best caption will be selected by our judges to win an enviable prize… and earn a place in the Vivacious Veg Hall of Fame!

The winner will recieve a framed print of their winning caption.

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Mrs Sip-Pea didn't deny the rumours…
…that she'd been seen through the kitchen window necking a Pink Lady!!

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20%
3

The podiatrist could sort them out…
….after all it was no mean feat tolerating such mispeahaviour.

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4

It was no mean feat tolerating such mispeahaviour.…
…Petunia turned to drink and considered a visit to the podiatrist

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20%
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Realising she was no longer able to control her peas .…
…Patricia wondered whether she should see the podiatrist.

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20%
6

Nothing brings an end to a good drink…
…like an uncontrolable pea!!!

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33%
7

Maria was getting broody…
…She fancied another petit poi

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84%
8

Mum finally took to the drink…
…she just couldn't get the kids to pea-have !!

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58%
9

Polly Pod was adamant…
…no pea-ing in the sink !

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63%
10

They were such a disorganised acrobatic troupe…
…Mum called them The Pea-na Colliders

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52%
11

Dad went down to the allotment just when he thought it was safe…
…and the pea's struck back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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20%
12

Mum made the most of the quiet time before dinner…
…because soon they would be full of beans

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20%
13

I'm an actress…
…And this is my pod cast

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75%
14

My favourite song?…
…I suppose it has to be John Lennon's "Give Peas a Chance"

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90%
15

The Parent classes from Dee Frost were going well…
…Mum was so chilled she had only used the pea shooter once

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47%
16

I should get the heating fixed…
…My poor darlings are frozen peas

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75%
17

I don't think my husband understood…
…When I said I wanted a little peace in the house

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76%
18

Mother just wanted to relax…
…but the kids just kept taking the pea

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50%
19

Well, they're quintuplets…
…But they're not identical

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50%

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