Vivacious Veg

Hall of Fame

Welcome to the Vivacious Veg Hall of Fame, where we showcase the winning entries of our monthly Caption Competition.


Latest Competition Winner

March 12

To surprise Mum on Mother's Day with breakfast in bed

both of the kids had to chip in

February 12

These questions were too difficult for Rosie…

She was clearly out of her leek…

January 12

After a heavy night's drinking…

Oliver the Onion still felt pickled and spud had a saw head!…

December 11

Clementine looked on in horror…

.as Santa was burned to a crisp…

November 11

Parsnip kept his eyes peeled…

whilst Bean took one look at the grub and wanted to do a runner.…

October 11

This was no patch …

For new potatoes…

September 11

Steve was furious at Lynsey…

for letting Tom in her patch…

August 11

When the window suddenly flew open

Carrot felt Chilli

July 11

In the series finale, Lord Sugar had rooted out the last of the wanna-beans…

and chosen the partner he wanted to runner business with.…

May 11

Jim was nuts about his new CD…

he said everyone is bounty like it…

May 11

Eddie decided enough was enough…

this was the last time he was sitting through Spuds & The City…

April 11

After winning his first G Pea for Redbull, Nelson Pea-quet announces his intention to change teams..…

.. his next drive will be for Pea M W…

March 11

Have YOU had an accident at work…

That wasn’t your fault?…

February 11

No ketchup was needed with dinner…

As there was enough sauce on the table! …

January 11

A carefully positioned string of pearls ensured Sophia's Burlesque routine…

was not just another flash in the pan.…

December 10

The Pea's had been frozen in Iceland…

But now looked forward to the heat of Turkey!…

November 10

She'd promised him a night to remember

little did he realise he'd have to compete with another Guy !!!…

September 10

Cherie took one look at the old has-Bean and realised …

losing her cherry would land her in hot water.…

August 10

Clementine didn't want to roast on the beach like Sophia…

because the sun always made her peel really easily…

July 10

After a nasty slice at the last hole..…

..Aubergine was feeling really cut up !!…

May 10

By choosing to busk outside Parliament…

they were hoping to become seriously minted peas.…

March 10

As Poppy stared out the window, dreaming of Peas Brosnan….…

…she wished the kids would just pod off.…

February 10

Pippin blushed at the thought of the little cox in cider.…

All he needed was a push in the right direction.…

January 10

Being fruitballers wives was hard work, next stop…

The Peardressers…

December 09

Sally was legless and Olly blind drunk…

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…Christmas had really knocked the stuffing out of them.…

November 09

And now for his Pe'as de resistance…

Flambe' Rocket with a Parsnip surprise…

October 09

When George entered the Halloween contest, he was all fired up…

Pumpkin

but gutted when he didn't win.…

September 09

Little Tom Ato was writing as fast as he could –…

he'd literally been working his nuts off !…

July 09

PC Spud was pleased when he found he had stopped the notorious asparagus twins…

he arrested them for a salt and buttery.…

June 09

Scarlet strawberry and cream were not bothered…

by the racket in the background…

April 09

The girls were cut down to size…

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When the bartender placed his equipment on the counter…