Maria Coconut
Poor old Maria fights a lifelong battle with body hair, and struggles to stay in step with her glamorous friends. She’s gentle and domesticated, and longs for love.
Favourite cocktail
- Pina Colada
Favourite film
- Hairy Poppins
Favourite music track
- Copacabana by Barry Manilow
Cooeee!
Anna Banana & shipping magnate Viscount Sucrose celebrate their engagement… World exclusive interview and pictures!
Anna Banana (26) and new fiancé, Viscount Sucrose (89) celebrated in style at an exclusive party in London’s Stringbeaner’s nightclub. Guests included party girls the Asparagus Twins, and petite socialite Scarlet Strawberry. Anna, who looked radiant in Vivienne Zestwood, struggled to hold her hand up under the weight of her sizeable engagement ring. And judging by the smile on her face it’s clear to see… Anna really has bagged herself a sugar daddy.
